Checking out Cars/Girls. A Man's checklist.

I had an epiphany... Guys check out cars, just like they check out girls. Featuring the lovely and sexy Audi R8.

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1. First you check the front. It has to be sexy, especially the headlights and the grill.

2. Check the side. It can't be too wide or too skinny. Must look sleek.

3. Check the wheels. They need to look nice, but also sturdy and impervious to pain for travelling long distances.

4. Check the butt. It mustn't be too big or small, but perfect size.

5. Check space of trunk. It must be spacious, but not taking away from the size of the whole model.

6. Check the engine. Its engine must run smoothly and powerfully. The engine must not die quickly, but last for a long time. A very long time.

7. Lastly, check the interior. Aside from the engine, this aspect is the most important feature in the long run. Its interior must be sleek, refined, and comforting, providing long lasting relief during the ride, both physically and mentally (emotionally).



And there you have it folks.